Total Medals Earned: 215 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,810 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (175/275 points)
You really like mousse,mister.
Do you hate poop?
This is not mousse...
Keep working...
You can do it better!
Good job!
You are the King!
There's no way it can be right!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/450 points)
Get a flawless run
Get the clone to the end of a level
Dont use slow motion in a level
Collect all the stars in a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (50/1,000 points)
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 5/33 (70/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
